INTRO:
So if any of you guys know my most recent hobby, it is my soccer team.  (Enter shameless plug: BCSSL and our team is the Macropods).  Anyway, this new hobby isn’t really all that new, I have been playing soccer since I could walk.   I never joined a club league because my parents wanted me to have a more balanced life.  But I play in a league with some random people now, and I love it!
ACTUAL STORY:
In two separate soccer games my poor big toes were trampled.   Both big toes, in separate games, turned purple. I am a huge pedicure girl, so you know this is a shot to the heart…or the toe.  Both of them were damaged enough that they started to grow out…yes this is getting nasty.  I have been walking around just wondering when they would totally fall off.
WELL, today I went to get a facial, which a friend gave me as a gift, so it was my first time to go to this place.  My facialist begins to lean me back in the facial chair (Those of you that haven’t had a facial, they tuck your arms in real tight under a blanket) and as she is leaning me back, my left foot just barely taps my right toe and two seconds later I hear what you can imagine, my toe nail falling onto the floor.  THERE I WAS, tucked into the facial bed completely immobilized and my big toe nail was lying on the floor.  I immediately gasp and my facialist (whom I just met) asked what was wrong.  In utter embarrassment I told her what had happened.  So the poor lady had to retrieve the toenail!!!  It was a little hard to relax after that.  The facialist probably thought that the facial creams were burning my face, but really it was just the embarrassment.
6 years ago
 
 

2 comments:
I feel like I have failed as a friend...your first facial at age 26...how is this possible?!
Don't hate on the facial because of your toenail...you may be toe-nail-less but your face is glowing, of this I am sure!
And, I wish I hadn't always been pretty crappy at soccer...cause that sounds like fun! But, I've always been pretty crappy at soccer...oh well!
YOUR WHOLE NAIL FELL OFF?
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